You’re probably not from Manama, right? Because my life has nothing Bahrain when you’re away.Īre you from Bangladesh? Cuz I’d love to Taka to you. You must be from the Bahamas… Cuz Nassau your gorgeous smile from across the room. I’m not sure if you’re Azerbaijani, Baku’d you go on a date with me? We must be in Austria, because you’re Alps-olutely stunning. You must be from the Caribbean, because you Aruban me just the right way.Īre you from Australia? Because you meet all of my koala-fications. This may be an Antigua-ted compliment, but I do believe you’re Barbuda-ful.Īre you from Armenia? Because Yerevan in a million. I hope they’ve banned you from Antarctica because… Oh nevermind, I was gonna use an icebreaker, but it looks like you’re so hot, you’ve already melted all the ice.
You might not be from the Caribbean, but I wanna take you out… Anguilla have a good time. I’d love to take you out for dinner… And/orra dessert 😉
You must be from Algeria, because I want to get Dinar with you.Īre you from Pago Pago? Because I wanna see Samoa your smile. You must be Albanian, because I want Tirana-way with you. We must be in Kabul, because Afghan and fallen in love! Cheesy Pickup Lines for Every Country in the World (A-Z) The “big plus” flag in Lucerne, Switzerlandĭo you realize we’re this country’s biggest tourist attraction? You’re the Angel, and I’m Fallin’. Having you in my life is like having a Swiss flag. Cheesy Country Pickup Lines – Video Versionĭayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Some are classics that were too good to exclude. So, in the following post, I’ll start with my favourites and then a complete list from A-Z… Enjoy!!ĭisclaimer: While 90% are original, I can’t take credit for every single one of these lines.
#Cheesy pick up lines free#
(Yes, feel free to get that on a T-shirt. After all, 7 days without a pun makes one weak. Naturally, they’re inspired by my love of word play (have I shown you my copy of the Grate-est Joke Book ever? I’m not being funny, that’s literally what it’s called)Īnyways, some are clever, some are dirty, some are so painfully horrible that your whole body will cringe, but hey, I promise you’ll smile (at least once).įor the ones that are reeeaal stretches, I’ve added the non-punny sentence in brackets. I can’t quite remember where the idea came from, but it soon became my most random project to date. A Pickup Line for Every Country in the World – My Best Idea Yet? That is precisely why I’ve sat down and created a cheesy pickup line for every country in the world (according to Worldometers).
Sure, some might call it a freakish competitiveness or just a petty desire to prove people wrong, but when I come up with an idea, trustthat I’ll do anything in my power to make it a reality. Please help me entertain myself before I fall asleep at this bar.I’m one of those people that takes challenges very seriously. And you are clearly not the kind of girl who would stoop for fries without ketchup. I came over here and ordered French fries because I was thinking, if I order food, she’ll definitely start talking to me. I would complain, but it’s still a jam… I had great taste for a 12 year old.” “I haven’t heard this song since 7th grade.“I just wonder how early we’d have to get here to be at the front of the line… maybe if I brought a tent and camped out overnight.”.The man bun really is making a comeback, isn’t it?” Avoid sarcasm and corny, overused lines and go with something unique, related to the place you’re at or something you’re both doing. Studies have shown that the pickup lines with the best success rates are funny ones! Making the other person laugh is a great way to create an instant bond between you, and get them feeling positive and excited. Go for a humorous pickup line that’s related to the setting and situation.
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